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Book Title: Sausagey Santa|
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 3.27 MB
v The author of the book: Carlton Mellick III
Edition: Eraserhead Press
Date of issue: December 19th 2006
ISBN 13: 9781933929569
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Read full description of the books Sausagey Santa:This story kept reminding me of an adult Christmas episode of "Adventure Time with Finn & Jake."
It was amazingly wild, Mellick's imagery, characters and writing were just spot on.
Sausagey Santa is an awesome bizarro reworking of the night before Christmas. Sly Guy Fry, his wild MMA death fighter of a wife named Decapitron, and their children go to bed Christmas Eve after hearing the story of Sausagey Santa, and awaken in the middle of the night to hear Sausagey Santa and his reindeer on the roof. While relaxing and throwing back a few drinks Sausagey Santa and the family are interrupted by the evil Nazi Frosty whose coffee (evil) birds possess snowmen in the front yard, steal Santa's bag of toys, freeze Decapitron and their twin children, and kidnap their oldest children. It's up to Fry, Sausagey Santa and all his elves to regroup at the North Pole, arm up, and travel to the South Pole to rescue the children and save Christmas.
This novella is just chock full of awesome, from the kinky elves at the North Pole who are obsessed with Burt Reynolds and love themselves some Dungeons & Dragons, to Fry's obsession with being a Sly Guy and looking cool, as well as his love of this adventure rock band called Spelunker, Fry's favorite song being "Canyon Kayaking Danger Team." It was an all around witty, fun, action packed Christmas adventure.
Read information about the authorCarlton Mellick III (July 2, 1977, Phoenix, Arizona) is an American author currently residing in Portland, Oregon. He calls his style of writing "avant-punk," and is currently one of the leading authors in the recent 'Bizarro' movement in underground literature with Steve Aylett, Chris Genoa and D. Harlan Wilson.
Mellick's work has been described as a combination of trashy schlock sci-fi/horror and postmodern literary art. His novels explore surreal versions of earth in contemporary society and imagined futures, commonly focusing on social absurdities and satire.
Carlton Mellick III started writing at the age of ten and completed twelve novels by the age of eighteen. Only one of these early novels, "Electric Jesus Corpse", ever made it to print.
He is best known for his first novel Satan Burger and its sequel Punk Land. Satan Burger was translated into Russian and published by Ultra Culture in 2005. It was part of a four book series called Brave New World, which also featured Virtual Light by William Gibson, City Come A Walkin by John Shirley, and Tea from an Empty Cup by Pat Cadigan.
In the late 90's, he formed a collective for offbeat authors which included D. Harlan Wilson, Kevin L. Donihe, Vincent Sakowski, among others, and the publishing company Eraserhead Press. This scene evolved into the Bizarro fiction movement in 2005.
In addition to writing, Mellick is an artist and musician.
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